32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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