Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
In America we eat man semen.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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