Porn is love you can see.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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