i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Jerry, you need to find god
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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