He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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