Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
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I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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