Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
