He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
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we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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