I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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