Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
operation harelip BJ is a go
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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