I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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