508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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