So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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