How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
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I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
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he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
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