Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
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Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
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Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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