I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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