My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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