Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.