I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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