I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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