with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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