hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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