She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Randomize
