i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
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If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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