Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
it's like iHOP with fire
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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