we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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