Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
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