We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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