so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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