I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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