? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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