nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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