Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
The adults are the big ones right?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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