All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
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