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dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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