Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
