So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
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Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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