it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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