evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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