I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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