You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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