i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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