Im at strip club and am horny
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i barfeds in our rink
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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