i barfeds in our rink
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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