Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
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She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
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who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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