They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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