Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
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Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
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I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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