why didn't you poke me back
She's JV to your varsity
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
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Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
You're a waste of cheezeits
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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