eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
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I stole so many things from the ER last night.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
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Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
its liver damage thursday
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Randomize