And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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