Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
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gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
We talked him into tasing himself.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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