i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
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He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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