Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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