i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
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I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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