we have officially lost it.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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