This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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